Funniest Dialogue Compilation of Bigg Boss

January 28th, 2015 |
Funniest Dialogue Compilation of Bigg Boss
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Just in Good Humor. No Offence to anyone.

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Imam: Dekh oh tuche. I am the casting director from last 25 years aur mujhe mat sikhaa.Time out Time out.

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Pooja Mishra : Sab ka jeena haram kar rakha hain aapne .Spare me .Spare me. Talk to my Hand.

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Upen: I swear on my mother’s life .I swear on my mother’s life .Don’t TONT me .Don’t TONT me .

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Karishma Tanna: National TV pe ek ladki ko gyaan baanta dhongi baba !! …mujhe DISQUALIFICATION chahiye , abhi ke abhi !!

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Gautam : ek bhola bhala insaan se ye sab kuch keh raheho? INSAANIYAT jaisi koi chij nahi hai kya? jo bhi karta hoon chaude mein karta hoon. Kutta paalo billi palo, Galat phemi mat paalna Praneet.

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Punz : God bless you Beta !!

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Manoj Tiwari: Mujhe bas mere ande chahiye, Aap mujhe ande de do.

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Veena Malik: acha kaunse raaste se le chaloge, aap hi bataiyein na Panditji…

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Diandra: OMG OMG OMG…Whatever , hum yaheen rehte hai

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Gauhar: Aap please mujhe raasta mat dikhaiye. Mera raasta galat nahi hai. Aur agar mera raaste galat hai toh big boss bolenge.

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
KRK: tu 3 rs pandit, mujhe rasta dikhanee chala hai , mera doodh France se aata hai aur chocolates Switzerland se, Switzerland ka map dekhA hai

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Ravi Kishen: Zindgai Zandwa phir bhi ghamandwa hai

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Soni: mummy kassam Tu Hindi wala ‘L’ lagta Hai.

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Rakhi Sawant: Jejus, isne mujhe galat kaha… MEDIA KO BULAO!!!

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Sky: FREAKIN BUZZ OFFF PUNDIT,

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Andy: Aur ek hi sahi raasta hai aur wo hai Vote for Andy! Vote for Andy!

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Nigar : Darlling aap kyun mujhe subah subah pareshan kar rahe ho, mujhe kapre rakhne ka jagah bhi nahi diya kisi ne
Praneet : mujhe darling kaise bola, koi yahan Tera darling nahin hai ,tu hai kaun , hai kaun tu
Nigar: (Starts Crying) Sab mere hi peeche pare hain, Maine breakfast banaya garden saaf kiya ab aapka pravachan sunne ka kaam bhi main hi karun
Pandit Ji behosh

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Tanisha: Pataa nahi kaisay kaisay caliber kay logon ko lay aatay hain biggboss apne ghar may. Hum log classy log hain .Hamari class yaha hain aur inka yaha ( showing with hand gesture)

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Aashka Goradia: BiggBoss this is not normal (in scared voice)

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Dolly Bindra : Paka mat subha subha. bohot dekhe industry main tere jaise . Haat.Thuku bhi na main tujh par .Bada aaya mujhe sikhane wala.
Praneet : Chillaiye mat
Dolly : Chillaungi main . Tera baap ka raj hain.
Praneet : Baap pe maat jaiye.
Dolly: Jaungi kya kar lega . nahin dar ti main ja … aaya subah subah pakane wala.

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Armaan : Chal be ja udhar.Frustrate ho ke nikla hain kya ? Chal be ja .

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Sushant : WHATEVER !!! Bada aaya gyaani baba, ja us takle ( Ali ) ko gyaan de apna

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Minisha : Do raaste hote hai kyun ki maine dekha tha ek raaste pe grasshopper tha toh dusare raaste pe ek dusara insect tha…grasshopper dheere dheere chal raha tha mujhe laga wo shayad jodgging kar ne ki koshish kar raha tha…aur jo insect tha wo bhaag ne ki koshish karta tha…mujhe laga ke…

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Mandeep: BiggBoss ek to potty nahi aa raha hai, upar say yeh pandit free ka gyaan baant raha hai…

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Pritam: yeh kya? Ab aap mujhe influence matt kariyo. Pritam Sngh naam hain mera..

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Sonali: sirf Riya aur Chotu mere dost hai yahan… yahan pe mujhe ab kantaal ah raha hai..

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Kapil Sharma: Baba Ji Ka Thullu Pandit..

 

Praneet : Dekh bhai zindagi me do raaste hote hain Ek sahi aur ek galat .Galat rasta hamesha tumhe khichta hain .
Salman: Arre yaar Praneet, choose whatever raasta you want to choose man.

One Comment

  1. abhisree borah says:

    prannu ne agar aisa kaha b hai to kuch galat nahi kaha. achhi baatei b b me rehne walo ko kharab h lagta hai. plz yr pandit k liye kuch mat kaho na.

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